Two horrible felines

I love animals that look like they have attitude. My holiday project is to teach my kitten(s) how to use the human toilet. I temporarily adopted The Little Imp's brother, Thor, Cat of Thunder and Lightning, although I call him Thor, Cat with Thighs of Lard or just The Fat One because he's about twice Impy's width and not much longer. He eats and eats. I was trying to feed him less because with The Imp you can leave food out and she'll only eat when hungry (hence her svelte figure) whereas he guzzles but then he started eating our dog kibble.

They're not very open to new experiences, like using the human toilet. They understand to pee in it but to poo... ugh. Very pissed off. And my dream of having cats that could kill cockroaches has been squashed. They sat there looking at the disgusting bug and let it get away so I had to chase it with Mortein. And then The Fat One freaked out and dashed out of the room, but it might have been the smell of insecticide.